my name is marc, but you can call me “handsome” [deciding to post all my saved drafts, part 12]

i have an an asymmetrical face, under-defined jaw line, low brow ridge, a tiny gap in my teeth, and the what has remained the minor development of a beer gut for the past four years. perhaps my looks have character, but for anyone that has ever criticized my looks, fuck you. there are people whose aesthetic tastes i trust more than yours and i like more than you that tell me i look like a god.